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“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
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Albert Einstein
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before computers  funny  witty 

Before we had computers…

cheaperthanacupofjoe:

A cursor was somebody who used the f word.

An icon was somebody like Celine Dion. 

A toolbar was a place where douchebags went to go drink.

Buffer was a term used to compare biceps. 

RealPlayer was somebody who fooled around with multiple women. 

AppleShare is what my Asian Mom used to say when there was only one apple left for me and my brother to eat. 

hehe

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what a great card.

what a great card.

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