stop being a downer all over my facebook!
you comment on my pictures, my wall, and my statuses that you miss me.
pick up the phone and say hi?!? sheesh.
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amen, sistah friend.
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people say awkward too much.
it doesn’t apply to all the things you think it does, people!!
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“hey whatsup?”
this is not a conversation starter.
you didn’t even spell ‘what’s up’ right…
text me something worth responding to, and we can have a conversation, bud.
this just ain’t gonna cut it.
stop tagging the group of people you hung out with last night in your status
just to make it look like you have friends.
it’s unbecoming, and you’re annoying.
poor thing, you must be very unhappy.
it’s beyond slutty, it’s desperate and embarrassing.
Why you should respond to my text message:
1. I just spent the last 20 minutes listening to your rant and helping you work through your issues.
2. We were having a conversation.
3. YOU READ IT.
We can’t be friends if you say these frequently.
- I would, right!?!?
- low key
- high key (this one, if you say it EVER.)
- omg he’s so hot I want to rape him.
- nbd.
Let’s Discuss… different modes of communication.
facebook: the wall
you have something funny to say. you have a link to share. you were stalking and thought of something to tell someone else and one thing led to another. you were just sending a hello.
if you’re talking details of plans, you’re looking for attention.
facebook: a message
you have something serious to say. maybe something mean? definitely something private. serious business or serious communication.
text message:
short, funny conversations with friends. nailing down the particulars of plans. meeting up with someone in a crowd.
if you’re using this to have a meaningful conversation, you’ve done something wrong. 160 characters only goes so far.
phone call:
you’re actually interested in a conversation with this one. you can chat, you can pace, you can hear someone’s voice. it’s about as close to being in person one can get, except for video chat….but the ability to have phone conversations shows a real friendship.
am I forgetting anything?
ripped jeans and t-shirts just don’t belong on the runway.
I’m looking at you, Balmain.
If you were trying to be sweet, why did you add “fucking” to your sentence?
case in point(s):
“hi. I fucking miss you. love you.”
“stop being so fucking cute.”
am I the only one who likes certain looks in pictures, and certain looks in reality?
magazines are about the fantasy of fashion, ya know?
